Funny Would You Rather Questions: 37 hilarious dilemmas
37 absurd dilemmas to break the ice and get everyone laughing.
The best funny would you rather questions make everyone groan before they answer. Would you rather have arms made of chewing gum or fart rainbows? There's no good option, and that's the point.
We picked these dilemmas by hand from the most voted questions on the site: weird body swaps, gross food challenges and silly superpowers. Nothing from the adult category, so you can play them with almost anyone.
Read a question out loud, let everyone pick a side, then click to see what thousands of other players chose. Asking "why?" after each answer is where the real fun starts.
37 Would You Rather questions to explore
- Would you rather Eat 250 grams of butter or Sniff tabasco ? Sniff tabasco 53,181 votes See the question : Would you rather Eat 250 grams of butter or Sniff tabasco ? →
- Would you rather Have a hot potatoes in your mouth or Have the whole body smeared with honey ? Have the whole body smeared with honey 38,581 votes See the question : Would you rather Have a hot potatoes in your mouth or Have the whole body smeared with honey ? →
- Would you rather Have snot in your nose permanently or Be followed constantly by a horde of ducks ? Be followed constantly by a horde of ducks 17,109 votes See the question : Would you rather Have snot in your nose permanently or Be followed constantly by a horde of ducks ? →
- Would you rather A cold hamburger or Cold fries ? Cold fries 17,588 votes See the question : Would you rather A cold hamburger or Cold fries ? →
- Would you rather Have a Christmas tree that smells bad or Have a cactus with a Christmas decoration that smells good ? Have a cactus with a Christmas decoration that smells good 20,115 votes See the question : Would you rather Have a Christmas tree that smells bad or Have a cactus with a Christmas decoration that smells good ? →
- Would you rather Go skiing in a swimsuit or Go to the beach in ski suit ? Go to the beach in ski suit 4,744 votes See the question : Would you rather Go skiing in a swimsuit or Go to the beach in ski suit ? →
- Would you rather Vomit hearts or Fart rainbows ? Fart rainbows 5,731 votes See the question : Would you rather Vomit hearts or Fart rainbows ? →
- Would you rather Kicking the little toe on the corner of a table or Walking on a Lego ? Walking on a Lego 5,341 votes See the question : Would you rather Kicking the little toe on the corner of a table or Walking on a Lego ? →
- Would you rather Eat your boogers or To bite your nails ? To bite your nails 5,117 votes See the question : Would you rather Eat your boogers or To bite your nails ? →
- Would you rather Have 12 meters arms or Have a troop of 30 ducks that follow you everywhere ? Have a troop of 30 ducks that follow you everywhere 4,968 votes See the question : Would you rather Have 12 meters arms or Have a troop of 30 ducks that follow you everywhere ? →
- Would you rather Start all your sentences with the word kiwi or Think everyday about a kiwi ? Think everyday about a kiwi 4,649 votes See the question : Would you rather Start all your sentences with the word kiwi or Think everyday about a kiwi ? →
- Would you rather A big fart that resonates or A little fart that poisons ? A little fart that poisons 4,617 votes See the question : Would you rather A big fart that resonates or A little fart that poisons ? →
- Would you rather Nutella with a spoon or Nutella with knife ? Nutella with knife 4,499 votes See the question : Would you rather Nutella with a spoon or Nutella with knife ? →
- Would you rather Twix right or Twix left ? Twix left 4,618 votes See the question : Would you rather Twix right or Twix left ? →
- Would you rather A chair or A stool ? A stool 4,487 votes See the question : Would you rather A chair or A stool ? →
- Would you rather Waking up next to a unicorn or From a minion ? From a minion 4,218 votes See the question : Would you rather Waking up next to a unicorn or From a minion ? →
- Would you rather Have foam arms or Being followed by ten ducks day and night ? Being followed by ten ducks day and night 4,140 votes See the question : Would you rather Have foam arms or Being followed by ten ducks day and night ? →
- Would you rather Make an earthquake when you jump or Make a tornado when you turn ? Make a tornado when you turn 3,943 votes See the question : Would you rather Make an earthquake when you jump or Make a tornado when you turn ? →
- Would you rather Speak everyday with the person you hate the most in the world or Sing the pokemon credits when someone says your name ? Sing the pokemon credits when someone says your name 3,903 votes See the question : Would you rather Speak everyday with the person you hate the most in the world or Sing the pokemon credits when someone says your name ? →
- Would you rather Finish all your sentences in "Ito" or Finish all your sentences with a German "da" ? Finish all your sentences with a German "da" 3,788 votes See the question : Would you rather Finish all your sentences in "Ito" or Finish all your sentences with a German "da" ? →
- Would you rather Have a talking dog or Have a flying dog ? Have a flying dog 3,751 votes See the question : Would you rather Have a talking dog or Have a flying dog ? →
- Would you rather Live in a world of sweets or A universe of fast food ? A universe of fast food 3,746 votes See the question : Would you rather Live in a world of sweets or A universe of fast food ? →
- Would you rather Have green hair or Have the green tongue ? Have the green tongue 3,739 votes See the question : Would you rather Have green hair or Have the green tongue ? →
- Would you rather Stay in pajamas all your life or Stay dressed all your life ? Stay dressed all your life 3,732 votes See the question : Would you rather Stay in pajamas all your life or Stay dressed all your life ? →
- Would you rather That your video cuts every 5 seconds or It takes an hour to load ? It takes an hour to load 3,723 votes See the question : Would you rather That your video cuts every 5 seconds or It takes an hour to load ? →
- Would you rather Fly as high as you want but only at 10 km / h or Fly 1 m from the ground but as fast as you want ? Fly 1 m from the ground but as fast as you want 3,726 votes See the question : Would you rather Fly as high as you want but only at 10 km / h or Fly 1 m from the ground but as fast as you want ? →
- Would you rather Always have your mouth open or Eyes that never close ? Eyes that never close 3,716 votes See the question : Would you rather Always have your mouth open or Eyes that never close ? →
- Would you rather Have vampire teeth or Have werewolf claws ? Have werewolf claws 3,667 votes See the question : Would you rather Have vampire teeth or Have werewolf claws ? →
- Would you rather Fly at 10 km / h (very slow) or Run at 100 km / h ? Run at 100 km / h 3,667 votes See the question : Would you rather Fly at 10 km / h (very slow) or Run at 100 km / h ? →
- Would you rather Vomit a rainbow or Chipping glitter ? Chipping glitter 3,840 votes See the question : Would you rather Vomit a rainbow or Chipping glitter ? →
- Would you rather Have lego legs or Have lego arms ? Have lego arms 3,894 votes See the question : Would you rather Have lego legs or Have lego arms ? →
- Would you rather Have a foam arm or A wooden leg ? A wooden leg 3,900 votes See the question : Would you rather Have a foam arm or A wooden leg ? →
- Would you rather Have wooden legs or Have a metal brain ? Have a metal brain 3,945 votes See the question : Would you rather Have wooden legs or Have a metal brain ? →
- Would you rather Sweat when you are happy or To fart constantly when you are stressed ? To fart constantly when you are stressed 3,792 votes See the question : Would you rather Sweat when you are happy or To fart constantly when you are stressed ? →
- Would you rather Farting in the street or Go see Justin Bieber in concert ? Go see Justin Bieber in concert 4,241 votes See the question : Would you rather Farting in the street or Go see Justin Bieber in concert ? →
- Would you rather Have a look at Justin Bieber's biography 2 times a month or Eat rice all your life ? Eat rice all your life 4,681 votes See the question : Would you rather Have a look at Justin Bieber's biography 2 times a month or Eat rice all your life ? →
- Would you rather Chew in an ice or Gobble a Flamby ? Gobble a Flamby 16,556 votes See the question : Would you rather Chew in an ice or Gobble a Flamby ? →
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